Dotty Parker

an uncomfortable way to measure the inseam

I just went berry picking at Tex and Florette's. Getting over the barbed wire fence made me feel so happy that I was tall. I can confidently tell you that the fence is more than 31 inches high. I'm learning to pole vault, so it's getting easier to get over. Still, having shorter legs could be problematic. I think being a guy would make it a little tense, too. Tall shoes, however, could be the answer to it all. I will inform you of further information

I saw BellyRub and Erotica over the weekend. They did a lot of chatting. Their friends LadyO and Vulcan came by, too. We talked about HVAC.

HVAC? You bet yer boots, HVAC. BellyRub moved to Cleveland and into the world of air conditioning and heating and blowers. He really likes it. It scares me.

You see, I know something about broken a/c compressors. When BrilliantEditor and I were in North Carolina living in sin, one of the compressors for the apartment building was brokenish. BellyRub said, "How'd you know it was broken if it wasn't yours?"

I said, "It made a noise. It was like a jillion bees in a tin can."

Awwwww yeah. Rockin'!

The fire was a good place to be. Dr.Dad was there for a while asking Vulcan about his tongue piercing. "My tongue was swollen for two or three weeks. I was on a liquid diet for two days."

The next day, Dr.Dad said, "Where do you get that done? The tattoo place? If a patient had painful swelling for two weeks, we'd be sued." He's not fond of the idea of oral piercings at all. When I told him it was supposed to increase the stimulating power of oral sex, he still wasn't impressed.

I wonder what it's like to have your daughter explain that to you. He must have practiced his response since he didn't even blink. Of course, he's an eye doctor. Maybe he has a secret of some kind.

The Secret of Blinklessness by Dr.Dad

Posted by dotty at August 16, 2004 09:04 PM