Dotty Parker

calling all boys

If you know of any boys, men, or old men who are looking for women, I have two for you.

OuchyKim. 26, fashionable, Korean-American, living in Rochester, NY.

OuchyKim is a petite, attractive, and charming woman with a beautiful laugh. She is a skilled musician: sings a fine alto, plays the piano with extraordinary skill, plays the xylophone and vibraphone, and has led marching bands throughout the state of New York.

Kim is a special education teacher, specializing in deaf children with emotional disabilities. Her kids love her, calling her Miss Ouchy! Miss Ouchy! She is fluent in American Sign Languages and the language of love. She is teaching a class at the hospital that will encourage doctors to have sympathy for their patients and to understand what it is like to be a patient.

OuchyKim is currently awaiting a slot in a specialized clinic in Florida. Due to a car accident and the resulting stream of incompetent doctors, OuchyKim was given an overdose of a nerve medication. She must now be slowly detoxified. This process gives her much time to dote on an individual close to her heart.

Being a trouper beyond even her wildest dreams, she's planning on being better very soon. In the meantime, however, she's looking for a man upon whom she can bestow gifts, kisses, and adoration.

If you or anyone you know is interested in finding or being a boyfriend for Miss Kim, she and I would be most intrigued.

Now! For our second candidate.

Hope in her late seventies, a widow, lovely, artistic, beautiful blue eyes, living in Greene, New York.

Hope is best known for her work as a quilter. More than adept with traditional quilting patterns and techniques, she also crosses into the more fluid realm of modern, fabric artwork.

Many awards, medals, and ribbons have been awarded to Hope for her amazing work in many categories.

Family is important to her; her children are devoted to her; she cares very much about the people in her life. Her home is filled with art. The art has been created by her friends, her children, and herself.

An extremely active woman, Hope is looking for a man to be a companion, at least at first. She has considered marriage in the past, but is not setting out on that path.

Passionate with an inquisitive nature, she has a sense of humor about the world, herself, and probably you, too.

In a good way, of course.

Consider yourself, your friends, your family, the older guy down the street for Hope.

And so, in the end, the deal is this: if you've got a friend who wants a girlfriend or boyfriend, get the goods on what they want. That way when you decide to play matchmaker, and people always do, you can do a good job listing pros and cons for your lucky pal.

Posted by dotty at September 24, 2004 08:33 PM