Dotty Parker

sweet as syrup

For the three hundredth day in a row, or maybe the third or fourth or fifth day in a row, I can't think of much silly to say. I did think about stray tooth fairies. When they get angry at people they give them strep throat. When they're caught they say, "Oh! I was just looking for loose teeth!" And the people who caught them would have bitten them in half but it was too late as they were already flying away with their annoying little flutterations.

Sunday is another pancake breakfast, boys and girls. Plan your drunken Saturday night now. There's cheap, protein filled food available on Sunday! Mmmmmmmm. Home fries! Scrambled eggs! Bacon! Ham! Coffee cake! Coffee! Oh my, oh my. I'm getting hungry right now. Bah. I have to wait until Sunday.

It isn't fair, is it? I'll have to survive on meager substitutes: Eggos and Pop-Tarts.

Oh, Sunday breakfast, you're so good to me.

Posted by dotty at April 7, 2005 09:09 PM