I've got a stuffed animal bunny that my friend Ali got for me. I'm pretty sure it's a boy. His name is Rabbit. Rabbit is very soft and appears to be quite affectionate and has a very relaxed nature.
Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, may be soft, but I think he doesn't have a relaxed nature. I don't think he's affectionate either.
There is an exception to this rule, however. Bugs really digs wind-up, girl bunnies. The evil scientist uses them to lure him back to the lair. And then Bugs outsmarts him.
Rabbit would not likely outsmart anyone.
Then there are gangsters that Bugs gets mixed up with. The little guy with the angry voice says, "Shaddup, rabbit." Surely Bugs can handle that kind of speaking. He's a rough and tumble bunny.
But Rabbit, he gets sad. Sad because it's rude to say such a thing. Sad because he can't talk anyway.
Posted by dotty at May 19, 2005 11:44 PM