Last night I felt v. bad. My brains were on strike. I couldn't write a thing.
So I took internet quizzes and looked at stupid stuff.
So here's one http://www.modestypanel.com/ I particularly like the quizzes "Sexxx or something else?" and "Art or Crap?" The one about Michael Jackson's nose is funny, too.
Then there's this one http://www2.b3ta.com/clickthecolour/ You have to click the buttons on the bottom to indicate what color the word is written in. For example, if the word "pink" flashes on the screen and the text is blue, you click the blue button. Right now I've gotten to 40. Earlier today I got 104, but I think maybe the program wasn't working properly.
The fellow who made that, Rob Manuel, has other bizarre and silly things on his site. I hesitate to send you directly there as some are a bit distressing. Many of them are extra crass. I don't actually go in for extra crass. Crass can be okay--a burp is funny, fart jokes make me laugh (don't tell anyone), my father's use of naughty language reduces me to spasms of laughter--but add the extra on and things can be gross and nauseating. So you'll figure out how to get there if you want to.
Then, of course, there comes the sex test! http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/comparison.htm. You can be a fish, a gazelle, a kitten, a lion, or a rabbit. I have my bets on who's who, but I'll keep those suspicions to myself...wouldn't want to be crass.
Then there's the quiz to find out what Spongebob character you are.
http://www.allthetests.com/quizerstellungneu/dasquiztd.php3?testid=1013447933. . I'm Sandy. I'm a squirrel. I suppose that suits me. Sort of. Or not.
And that's what happens when I'm so sick. So sick.
Posted by dotty at May 11, 2005 11:21 PM