I was out today looking around at the big world. It's cooler now. It's pleasant to go outside. There are fewer bugs to fly into my hair and eyes. But there still seem to be many, many ear bugs.
As I was walking along, I went into a spasm of hand flapping and mild cursing, "What the hell? Dammit! Go away!" Said softly, of course, so as to not disturb the neighbors.
It must be that my ears smell good. There must be a scent that emanates from them and draws the insects close to me. The must be buzzing a love song in my ear, caressing my ear lobe with their rapidly flickering wings. Gross! That's no love song!
I'm considering ear muffs. But they're hot. I'm tired of being hot. I think I'll stick to having bugs fly into my ears.
Posted by dotty at July 19, 2005 11:17 PM