I have a really bad stomach ache today and feel all icky. (A technical term. Don't go throwing it around.)
And yet, I have virtue enough to continue onward with extraordinary power to make it to the voting booth before collapsing on the floor in a pile of agonized victory.
Oh! Do be proud of me! Oh! Look within yourself to get your ass out of the house or where ever the hell you. Get your body into that voting booth, put in your one minute of civic duty or maybe of nihilistic amusement or maybe I don't care, but vote, doofuses. I won't call you a doofus if you vote.
And wouldn't that just make you day?
Posted by dotty at November 8, 2005 04:16 PM